captainmilligan

[captainmilligan]

[captainmilligan]

It's good to know someone around here is optimistic about it.

This camping trip isn’t so bad.

[captainmilligan]

What's wrong with camping? You get to have fresh air, a lot of room to walk around, nice views, etc. You're not afraid of the woods, are you?

Who even told Simpson a camp could be a good ideea for a trip? At least I have a pretty decent rommate, I guess.

[captainmilligan]

C'mon, KC. I doubt it's going to be this bad. There's always plenty of space to get a lot of exercise.

No pizza, no wifi, and no basketball court. Yep, I’m ready to go home.

[captainmilligan]

What did you do about it? Or, did the Artist just let it go because they had some sort of inspiration to make a painting?

So, today in school some random guy yelled at my face because I told him no and this some other idiot decided it was a good choice to grab my butt at the Dot. What is it, asshole day?

[captainmilligan]

Do I even want to know what kind of rumors are being spread?

Are people around here so dissatisfied with their lives that they have to make up lies about mine? Seriously, knock it off… Unless you want me to sue you for libel.

[captainmilligan]

Text: Miles

Miles: There's nothing to apologize for.

Owen: Then get you two to make up. You don't want to lose a great friend, do you?

Owen: And what's going on between you and Maya?

[captainmilligan]

What? Cat got your tongue?

[captainmilligan]

Text: Miles

Miles: Okay. I'm a bad person. What else do you want from me?

Owen: For you to apologize or make up with them.

[captainmilligan]

Text: Miles

Miles: I wasn't with them at the same time. Zoe initiated whatever we had and Tori knew I wasn't in for anything serious. They're big girls. They don't need a daddy looking after them.

Owen: Depends on your definition of same time. Because I meant you fooled with one girl one day and the other the next. I know they're big girls, Miles, but you're acting as if you don't even care about them. Which only makes it worse. And I'm not being like a dad looking out for them. I'm being a /friend/ who's just caring about them. There's a difference.

[captainmilligan]

Text: Miles

Miles: What?

Owen: Does being with two girls /at the same time/ make you feel like a tough guy? And don't you dare act like you don't know what I'm talking about because Tori explained to me how you had sex with her while also doing who knows what with Zoe. I wouldn't be surprised if that "who knows what" was sex.

[captainmilligan]

Text: Tori

Tori: I /do/ trust you! I just didn't want you getting mad!

Owen: Well, I'm not mad. Just... a little furious. Miles is going to be dead.

Owen: Don't tell me Zoe still hangs out with the guy.

[captainmilligan]

You must be feeling really lonely right now. Why don't you go paint a pretty, little picture to entertain yourself?

I’ve been cuddling my teddy bear by myself all day watching musicals and eating Chinese, I am lots of fun. I need to get out of here before I lose my mind again.

[captainmilligan]

Text: Tori

Tori: Okay, so I /kind of/ lied when I said nothing was going on between me and Miles. We slept together, which was a huge mistake and I really regret it now. And not only that, but he was also messing around with Zoe at the same time.

Tori: I don't know what's going on with him and Maya though?

Owen: First, why on Earth did you lie, Tori? Do you not trust me enough? Because it looks that way. Secondly, I know I promise I won't get mad, but I am definitely mad.

[captainmilligan]

Text: Miles

Owen: What do you think you're doing?

[captainmilligan]

Text: Tori

Tori: Can I tell you something?

Tori: Just.. Promise me you won't get mad?

Owen: I promise.

[captainmilligan]

Text: Tori

Tori: I don't know? I guess he's just a busy guy...

Owen: What's your definition of "busy"?