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top trends for 2015

1. minding your own business

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I was shaving my legs in the shower today and blood dripped onto my foot so I started checking myself for a shaving cut and there was none so I screamed and fell over and started staring at the roof looking for a burning lady but really my nose was just bleeding.

It’s a new adventure every day

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Really trivia crack ? Deleting 😐😒

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Winged Eyeliner for Beginners 

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I’m at my dads house and honestly my little step sister and my half sister get so much more stuff then I ever got they’re so fortunate to have my dad in there life like my dad left when I was my step sisters age and she’s going to have him until she’s like my age where as I only had him until I was 5 then he left and tried to come back when I was 11 in 14 now and I don’t see him as my dad my dad is my uncle he was there sense I was 5 to pick me up when I fell and support me in sports where as my dad didn’t do those things

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Fifty Shades of Gary

by me

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it really drives me insane that i don’t know how people feel about me. like am i nice??? am i funny???? am i mean???? am i rude??? am i obnoxious??? am i dumb???? what am i????????????????????

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same pete

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when your mom calls you by all your siblings’ names before she remembers who you are

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Video

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Me apologizing