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New hard rule any woman should enforce ever is if you’re dating a guy and he says he watches red pilled alpha male podcaster content or shows support of it in ANY way (ie something covert like “I don’t like his personality but he makes some good points” ) you go GHOST. I know women are taught to “accommodate ppl’s flaws” but literally this is a misogynistic cult right in the public eye and it’s all fun and games until a woman gets murdered for existing (which has literally happened as a result of Tate’s content)

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baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

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funny how there were so many rumors about tumblr shutting down for good and yet it has watched some of the biggest social media platforms die

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Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.

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It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

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hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

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is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

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s is for slug

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this stupid little beaver bitch

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26f pls don't block me, I like getting off to your blogs I just don't have a desktop to change my bio

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never forget what they took from you (blooper reels)

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we really need to re-introduce the term "publicity stunt" back into our vocabulary. too many people are getting continually duped by blatant marketing ploys bc fundamentally they don't see celebrities as....greedy millionaires cashing in on media trends to make money

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Russell Crowe as Jeff Mitchell

The Sum of Us (1994)

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i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.