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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

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my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

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Wait that’s fucking weird lol

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Sigourney Weaver with the Xenomorph from the movie Alien 3.

Alien 3 is a 1992 science fiction horror film directed by David Fincher.

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unfortunately my eyeliner will never look as good on me as it does on an american male rock musician in the early 2000s

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

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Give it up to Cobra Bubbles regaining his composure and going back to business with Nani after having Stitch randomly chuck a heavy ass book at his face like that.

He probably was fuming by the time he got into his car after his shades became a casualty of the attack.

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?

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I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.