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No because marriage should never be a matter of legality. Why do we need government affirmation to apply a title to a relationship? The answer is simple: taxes. Ever wonder why the marriage debate even matters? The only reason it has even entered the legal realm is because people that the government recognizes as "married" receive tax benefits, and therefore the legal definition of marriage is necessary to decide who receives these benefits. The important realization here is that if these benefits didn't exist, or even better, if they were available as an across the board tax cut, the legal definition of marriage WOULD NOT MATTER. Let's take an honest look here. Being in a homosexual marriage is no more illegal than having a "best friend". Do you have a best friend? Oh, you do? Congrats! It's really that simple, no government intervention necessary. If the government doesn't explicitly acknowledge your relationship, does it not exist? Of course it exists regardless of others' beliefs. Which is also how to deal with conservatives who wish to "limit" your freedom. Simply stop caring what they think and you'll find that you were always free to establish whatever kind of relationships you wanted. Please stop depending on the affirmation of others, especially those who try to limit you. You will be free; and even better, I won't have to hear about it anymore. Good gay sex to all.

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"Try to imagine that all ENTPs have a dysfunctional part of their brain that causes them to be in a perpetual state of boredom. This boredom, if left unchecked, can lead to serious depression, self doubt, and can turn us into unmotivated self hating losers. The only time this veil of gray is lifted from our world is when new things can be observed or created. This is why we spend so much time either learning or inventing. The only time we like to socialize is when we're disseminating information in search of novel reactions or a new perspective for interpreting that information. This is what keeps us from chucking ourselves off the nearest building. We are junkies, addicted to novelty and change, and we cannot be satisfied. If we slow down, we will convulse and die (probably)."

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*eyes meet* so you're king, eh?

dude whenever u see those posts that are like “u can go to any fantasy world you want but just one” and people are like HOMESTUCK or DOCTOR WHO or w/e. nah man. pokemon. there’s no pressure to go to school. the entire fucking economy seems to be based off of battling. you can make literally thousands of dollars from pokemon battles. also you get pokemon. there is literally no downside to this.

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My New Wallpaper

Source: http://thedarkhell.deviantart.com/art/PRAISE-THE-HELIX-435116704

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getting way too invested 

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Lord and Saviour

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Rick Gastly

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My favorite new team member.

ATV, aka All-Terrain Venemoth.

*credit to reddit.

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"Calamity"

So I dunno if you guys have been watching Twitch Plays Pokémon, but that shit is intense. It amazes me what most people have made from it.

Anyway yeah have a bird fight

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Called a quesorrito. My friend who works there says they're a pain to make. Also, there's the bro-rrito which is when you order double everything and get it double wrapped.

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HOLY SHIT!! THE GOAT SIMULATOR IS REAL NOW!! YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT!! THERE’S A NEW FREAKIN REVOLUTIONARY VIDEO OUT NOW WITH THE “LICK FEATURE” AND “CHASE A GUY WITH AN AX FEATURE” AaaaaHHHHHHH!!!

there’s a website and everything!

http://goat-simulator.com 

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Gems from Tumblr's Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, and Community Guidelines. Very enlightening.

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When I walk into a room and can’t remember what I’m doing there.

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