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What I thought I was getting into: blessing crystals, kissing plants and growing them for luck potions and cooking to give my friends happiness from home grown magic

What I really got into: “no I dont woship the devil, I didnt poison that, no this wont drag you to hell, no its just aloe, dont eat that, I’m not a demon, no this wont hurt you, its called a blessing for a reason, im not converting you by giving you a cookie, no I dont have a coven…”

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They are going to pass all of their finals

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Please stop and read this.

I’m doing a project on gay rights in today’s society.

So if you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to get married, please reblog this.

This would be a lot of help, thank you.

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I firmly believe that unless the couple has discussed and agreed to marriage ahead of time, nobody has any business making a surprise public proposal.

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Apparently the Dodo is getting its own TV show on Animal Planet: Dodo Heroes. Did you hear about it?

Ew, no, I hadn’t. And here I thought Animal Planet might be moving back to actually educational programs with stuff like The Zoo.

Friendly reminder that The Dodo is trash - they can’t fact check, they trick people into signing away control of their own media content, and they’re super buddies with PETA (if you share media from The Dodo, you’re giving ad revenue to PETA).

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Oh my god

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Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

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they could have landed sooner but didn’t

I have no words….

#JusticeForBrittanyOswell

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so you’ve seen gifs of simone giertz’s shitty robots, right? of course you have.

she’s amazing. she’s hilarious. she’s a woman in STEM, kicking ass.

she just found out she has a brain tumor.

the doctors are pretty sure it’s benign, but it’s big, and she’s gonna have to have pretty major surgery which is gonna keep her from making videos for a while.

while she’s recovering, her patreon is pretty much gonna be her only source of income, so if you enjoy the gifs of her videos, or just want to support a pretty awesome chick who needs some help, you might want to kick a few dollars over that way.

(i’m not associated with simone in any way, i don’t know her - other than the fact that she favorited one of my tweets once! - but i absolutely adore her personality and her work and i haven’t seen any posts about this, so i figured i’d put something up.)

simone’s youtube - instagram - twitter - patreon

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Oh my goodness

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reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of unrecognized and dismissed sexualities

bisexual, pansexual, and asexual 

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The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

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ITS 4/20 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

be responsible and don’t smoke with your pets in the room and don’t ever leave your weed within their reach. weed is very fragrant and seems tasty to them. trust me when i tell you you don’t want the vet bills or insane emotional stress of letting them eat it. do you know what it’s like to see your young and healthy dog unable to walk and completely none responsive to your touch or voice?? no?? lets keep it that way. please.

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@amyroswell

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme