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I only jerk it to ai images I feel guilty about jacking to art someone drew cause I can feel their souls

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you know wildbow fandom is worthless because there's no fic where grandma rose gets barbatorem'd

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being an intersex person who isnt a waifish hairless elf devoid of any visible sex characteristics i honestly think if i was a fictional character id be denounced as a transphobic stereotype

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Wolfy the old English men were talking about you again. Should I Get Them.

What

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THE PITT (2025-) Season 1, Episode 6, "12:00 PM"

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trinity's attempts at buddying up with victoria are sO funny. she's all like, okay, so, the nickname thing didn't work but now it's stuck in my head (there's a non zero chance she has no idea what victoria's name is), how can i make this right? oh, I KNOW! i'll try bragging about a procedure i did and then when she doesn't bite i'm gonna backpedal SO HARD and start insulting her. ... wait. shit. messed that up again. okay, gonna try a different tactic. i'll open with a disarming joke, this went so well last time. THEN i'll apologize. THEN i will tell this 20 y/o with a chip on her shoulder that i really wanna be her friend bc her mom rules. okay, that's done, does she seem like she's on board? eh, maybe. good enough. i will now decide that we're friends enough for me to go back to the nickname she's explicitly told me she hates multiple times.

boom. offer her a fist bump. hell yeah. you've done did it again, santos.

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There’s literally a moment in the show where Javadi and Whitaker look at each other while Santos is being a weirdo and both simultaneously are like ohhhhh she’s not trying to be mean she’s just kinda pathetic and bad at this actually. Well that’s okay then. And yet so many people watching the show are apparently impervious to that particular lightbulb themselves

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fellow losers first day fuckups

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His depressed english professor looks and his whorish soul have enchanted me + Dr. Robby + text posts

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Yasmin Benoit has won the LGBTA Award for the 'Outstanding Contributions to Communities' category! She's the first aroace activist and first Black aroace to win this award 🖤🤎🤍💜

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It is with great pleasure that I inform you all that today is the most Wednesday-ist day of the year

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Me: I should address this.

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway: Wait 👆 I have a suggestion…

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential