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new Floating City pod coming soon????? Idk guys, dedicated one-shot into several episode arc, feels like something big is otw

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THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

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Honey fetch my freak repellent

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE WAITED OMGGGGHHHH

YOU GUYS CAN’T TELL ME SH*T ANYMORE COLLIASTRID HAS NEVER BEEN SO BACK

I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS RN

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I spoke waaaay too soon Zia Narasma is hard as fuck

and if any of y’all think about calling Zia “Craig” I’m gonna crash out

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and if any of y’all think about calling Zia “Craig” I’m gonna crash out

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if Yabbie reincarnates him again what is their relationship? is she his double mother?

I’m sorry but how are we not all pissed about Strong Jaw?! He was there from the beginning! He was Frey’s first Arogloak kill! He was Yabbie’s literal child! He was on a redemption arc that was literally on par with Zuko and they just killed him…AS A BIT?!?

It’s like they don’t even care about their fans at all

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he’s so cute? the end of the world is his fault and he’s so cute? touch vines bro

Craig (FKA Footstool)

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Zastrid reaccs only (@zastriddisaster DNI, just bc i’m making Zastrid content doesn’t mean I like you)

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i miss u G4 u were a real one

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and was Chicano there, ancientgrink?

so you think livoutiapod should only cater to gen z?? some of us remember when Gorilla Grodd was big and it’s really meaningful to see him represented on this pod, try not to be ageist next time!

have you tried not being an ancient fuck???

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☽𖤐☾ ┊ HAGNES┊ ☽𖤐☾

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I got my peepee mark severanced at Claire’s

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omg u guyyyysssss I can’t believe season 5 is finally here!! lmk your fav moment from season 4, mine was GGS DTR 😊🌟💚

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Bald Zia

ur so right,,,.,, how could i have forgotten about my bald queen

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didn’t they fry a woman in her wheelchair in last year’s live show

can we finally talk about how the entire greek party is constantly committing micro-aggressions against bubbles? none of them have even made an attempt to pronounce his real name. like i get it, they’re my faves too but we need to hold them to a higher standard.

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i literally created golf dilf to deal with my trauma around golfing and dilfs and livoutia pod stole him. we need to cancel them.

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who else up scudding they fungus?

Anyone remember Scud Fungus?