captainplier
captainplier
˗ˏˋCaptain Connor´ˎ˗
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captainplier · 2 years ago
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Attention, this is your captain speaking!
It’s getting to that time where I need a haircut and I am considering getting what we call the long hair Markiplier style. If you don’t know what I mean, here’s a few photos of what I mean. (And yes, quite a few of them are mark’s hair tied up, you get what I mean though)
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I am asking for you to send me as many photos of mark with (what you consider) long hair as you have as I want a solid sense of what I wanna get. Best ways to send them are to send a question to my inbox or reblog, however DMS work fine.
Thank you so much in advance, you all were able to help me with reaction images so I hope this time isn’t any different!
This is your captain signing out.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Celci: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Mark, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Captain, deadpanning at Mark: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Celci: You’re alive.
Mark: No need to sound so disappointed.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Captain: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Celci: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Gunther: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Mark: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Celci doesn't take me seriously enough.
Captain: "Sometimes"?
Gunther: "Enough"?
Mark:
Gunther: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Captain: Any last words?
Noir: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Mark: Adulting is hard.
Mark: How do I quit?
Gunther: Time travel.
Celci: Die.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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*the TV is freaking out*
Burt: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Burt: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Mark: Hey besties-
Celci: Die.
Mark: What did I do to you-
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Attention, this is your captain speaking!
As I’m sure you’re aware of, In Space With Markiplier has been nominated for an Emmy. This in itself is absolutely incredible as YouTubers aren’t taken seriously when it comes to society, so the fact that ISWM was nominated for an Emmy is absolutely incredible. Even if it doesn’t win, this is still an incredible milestone for the YouTube community as a whole, so don’t be afraid to celebrate!
I don’t really have much else to say other than this community is something I’m thankful for every day, so just know that I appreciate you as you being apart of this community makes it so much better. So thank you for being here, Captain. Make sure to drink some water if you haven’t already.
That is all. This is your captain signing off.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Lookin’ good, Captain!
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Some pics of my Captain oc!!
Something about this cosplay makes me so unbelievably happy. It's definitely a favorite of mine.
Also, I just wanna say: iswm is a masterpiece and I'm still amazed by it. It's so inspiring to me too. I just love it so freaking much hhh
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Some pics of my Captain oc!!
Something about this cosplay makes me so unbelievably happy. It's definitely a favorite of mine.
Also, I just wanna say: iswm is a masterpiece and I'm still amazed by it. It's so inspiring to me too. I just love it so freaking much hhh
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Captain: The first time Burt opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Burt: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Captain: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Burt: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Celci: What’s up with Mark? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Gunther: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Celci: Why?
Gunther: Captain smiled at them.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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Mark: What goes up but never comes down?
Celci: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
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captainplier · 3 years ago
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D̴O̶E̵S̵ ̵T̴H̵I̵S̷ ̵F̶E̵E̶L̵ ̶F̸A̵M̷I̷L̵I̵A̶R̵?̵ ̵
Gods I’m so sorry this is so close to deadline but I had to get this out before In Space’s premiere. My excitement is immeasurable. SEE YOU ALL IN SPACE!!!!!
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