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TW for ranting about politics and brief mentions of suicidal ideations

When Biden was president and Mom found out that I would've voted for him if I had known what the fuck I was doing, she held it over my head. Any time Biden did something that could be perceived wrong or stupid, she'd say "Did you see what *your* president did?"

I'm trying so damn hard to not fight with her. One, for my own safety and sanity. And two because I know I'm not gonna change her mind. I never enter such conversations with such intentions, but still. She claims a desire to know my opinion, that it can be different from hers. I see it this as a trap. The cake is chocolate at best and shit at worst (I don't like chocolate cake). A different opinion means a lecture or pity, and the mental reminder that Hell is waiting for me.

She doesn't deserve my patience and kindness, but she's my mother. I love her, but I hate this part of her. I want to scream. I don't remind her everything *her* president is doing. I know it's partially for my own safety and mental health, but as I sit here and listen to yet another podcast that claims that everything wrong on the world stems solely from the LGBTQ+ and undocumented people, etc, I want to fight. I want to scream. I want to kill myself if it means I won't have to dream with my thoughts and my fears and my mother.

What if they're right? That's the problem. I know in my heart that God wouldn't want for the pain and suffering that is being done in His name. If He loves us as much as it claimed that He does then why wouldn't He "heal" me of my attraction to girls? Why wouldn't He help me understand why "transgenderism" is wrong? Why would the statistics be going against conservatives time and again?

I don't want to be wrong. I hate being wrong. Being wrong is a streak of imperfection that my mind simply cannot handle.

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PnF Spirit Week 1: May 26th - Parental Units

Heinz and Charlene may have their share of troubles as a divorced couple, but no one can deny that they are good parents to Vanessa. A little bit overprotective at times, but what can one do, when their precious only child had entered puberty a bit too early for their comfort.

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Some of my favorites from the No Kings March

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X-Women by in a fantastic series of pieces by Jhony Caballero (2024-2025)

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*points*

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tried to be poetic

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*finds art*

*scrolls through artist's Tumblr*

*consumes art*

*follows artist for more sustenance*

Translation

Jason: Fucking crybaby

Translation

Tim: You're a fucking goddamn ASSHOLE

Jason: DICK! This sick fucker started with his bullshit!

Tim: Fucking Chilean!

Jason: Fucking Argentinian!

Tim: Dumbass!

Jason: Asshole!

Tim: Motherfucker!

Jason: Pussy Ass Motherfucker!

... Someone asked for Jason and Tim... Technically, I did it-

Follow me on Insta! :D https://www.instagram.com/_chubby.p1nk_?igsh=MXNicnd4NnFuYXM1cg==

This 2 are my favs, it kinda shows too? I love them, my babies. (I want them to suffer)

Also, in the comments I talk about something LKJASDLKJ No me funen pls-

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doomed yuri anyone?

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For that 3 romarica fans

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Focused

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Some iconic Dick moments part 1

His elemental power is ✨️gymnast💫

You can take the kid out of the circus not the circus out the kid

Bruce looks so funny at the first panel and Dick like "so what :^"

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This reminds me of this one comic where the rest of Batfam captures Jason (for reasons) but then they turn their backs on him. Like... You all were trained by Batman. Guess who isn't there when they come back?

*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…

🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤

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Let's talk day collars!

Note: I work with 3 main versions of Italy: Feliciano (cis!male), Felicia (cis!female), and Feli (nb). This is why the name in this post is written as Feli/cia/no to indicate all three of them.

CW: If you saw "collars" and immediately thought bdsm then you're right. We're talking bdsm, so mentions of sex, kinks, and other nsfw shenanigans abound.

Oh, hi there! So, while I'm a virgin, I've done quite a bit of research for this, unlocking some kinks of my own. Anyways, I feel like Feli/cia/no wears a collar. The desire to wear the standard/classic style was there, but Ludwig is extremely private, Monika is shy, and both believe that the public works be let in to their sexual practices.

Feli/cia/no understands this, and they found day collars. Day collars are much more fun because anyone else's that knows can't reveal it unless they reversal they were also at the devil's sacrament.

Felicia/Feli very much enjoy being leashed. In aus where they work from home, they like to keep the leash on, and Ludwig/Monika can do as they please. Gotta be careful in those virtual meetings though.

Feliciano isn't fond of the leash, preferring the loop of the collar itself be grabbed. He enjoys being manhandled, playing with harnesses and the like.

Felicia loves worshipping the body of her partner, so long as it's reciprocated. She knows she's hot and wants to hear them say it. Feli/ciano couldn't care less about being worshipped. Their partner got into bed, they said yes, that's confirmation enough.

I lost the plot but I need to go to sleep.

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vengance

(if you saw the version that got a false content warning on it no you didn't)

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Batfam monster au

(Decided to finally add more detail to my monster au). Gotham is a bit of a honey trap for monsters. The lack of sunlight and the fact the locals are unfazed by weird shit makes it perfect for them. Most humans don’t know they’re living side by side with these creatures of the night.

Bruce first learned of this secret world when he was a child. A vampire attacked and drained his parents of blood in front of him. The vampire also bit him but never finished the job. Whether something scared him off or if he’d planed on turning him Bruce never found out. At first the new vampire was very scared. Was he always going to look like a child? Would he have to drink human blood? Luckily for him Alfred already knew about vampires and introduced him to an older vampire named Lucius Fox. Lucius reassured him that he could survive perfectly fine on animal blood, and that people turned as minors would age untill they turned 20.

Dick’s story starts the same as it does in canon. But in this au one night during patrol Dick gets badly injured. He’s dying and there’s no way Bruce can get him to the hospital in time. Bruce has only one other option. He doesn’t like it but hey Dick can’t die if he’s undead.

Bruce found Jason when he was around 16 or 17 (Jason couldn’t remember) wandering around crime alley. At first he thought it was just another human kid. Then he noticed how his eyes were glazed over and the open wound on the side of his head and along his neck. With some dificulty, due to the fact zombies aren’t very good at talking, Jason explained how he’d been living on the streets when someone had tried to kidnap him. He’d tried to fight back but they’d just bashed his head in and slit his throat. That was a few weeks ago.

Bruce found Tim when he was investigating some lab. He hadn’t expected to find a kid down there let alone a kid made of parts from various diferent people. Tim had been living in the lab for a year and had figured that he must have died and had his brain donated to science. He doesn’t remember much about his life before only his name, his birthday and the fact he’d choked to death. With this information Bruce came to the conclusion that he was Tim Drake. A 13 year old kid who had chocked to death after being left home alone over the weekend. (Unfortunately no one could do a dna test because Tim’s original body had been cremated). Bruce gave Tim the option of going back to his parents or staying with him. Tim chose to stay because they were strangers now. And anyway he definetly fits in better with a family of monsters.

They find Cass when they’re on a mission abroad. She’s an angry vengful spirit who has killed everyone who enters her home. That is until she meets the batfam. They manage to calm her downand she explians, by using an ouija board, how she had died when one of her dads beatings had cause her to bleed internally. She ended up becoming very atatched to the batfam and decided to follow them home.

Damian was concieved accidentaly as part of a deal Bruce made with a demon (he’s not proud of it but at least no one died). He was left on Bruce’s doorstep when he was a baby. At first Bruce was reluctant to take in this demon child but Alfred talked sense into him. Duke was turned into a werewolf shortly after his parents were poisoned. His animalistic nature put of any potential foster families. Eventually Bruce found out what had become of the boy and took him in. Barbara was born a banshee and Selina was born a werecat. Tim found a wood nymph named Stephanie hiding among Alfred’s roses one day. After learning Bruce was a vampire Kate started looking into the supernatural. Eventually she ended up studying to become a witch.