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"macdennis will be canon in season 17!" do the inflatable bed and anal beads mean nothing to you

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hot people in NYC voting in the primary during early voting (June 14th-22nd) or on election day (June 24th) rank Zohran Mamdani #1, Brad Lander #2, and don’t rank Andrew Cuomo anywhere on their ballots, pass it on 🥰

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Do you know how your parents met?

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of course you have blue curtains and subtext

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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gently grabs you by the chin hey. if an author selects “chose not to use archive warnings” on a fic, they’re allowed. even if you don’t like it or disagree.

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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

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sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.

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Yes there's a typo in the first option but I am not redoing the whole thing

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masculinity can be queer. masculinity can be empowering. masculinity can be protective. masculinity can be soft. masculinity can be performance. masculinity can be joyful. masculinity can be bright. masculinity can be nonconforming. masculinity can be creative. masculinity can be anything.

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Anyways, the other day I found someone who said "space and the deep ocean are none of my business" and I wonder what it must be like to live life incurious like that. Lovecraft ass behavior.

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No really, unless someone was drafted into the military, I think they are at best an incredibly foolish misguided person with little care for human life

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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update they kept playing into jaded hello I'm obsessed with this station I've never even heard brain stew on the radio before let alone hear them fade all the way into jaded

my parents are letting me use their old cd player/radio and I'm setting the presets and was just tuning to random stations and I found one that was playing BRAIN STEW BY GREEN DAY. immediate preset

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my parents are letting me use their old cd player/radio and I'm setting the presets and was just tuning to random stations and I found one that was playing BRAIN STEW BY GREEN DAY. immediate preset