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Okay, somebody who's funnier/better with Photoshop than me needs to take any image from 'Agatha All Along' and edit it to be Porter.

Like this:

But stick Porter's head on it and sloppily write his name somewhere.

I'd do it but I'm on mobile and am also not good at things.

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MOTHER FUCKING PORTER

I’ve been hounding my roommate about THIS EXACT THEORY

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The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

The Krusty Krab Conspiracy

Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front

Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.

Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag 

does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.

But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia. 

So according to Wiki, it says

(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)-                                                                                                                     “I am altering my course to port.”-                                                                    “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” -                                 “You are running into danger.”-                                                                         “I wish to communicate with you.”

So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is. 

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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

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oh i love her

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FIG WAS RIGHT

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Sometimes the breakdown hits so hard you have to draw your comfort character in their depression room.

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There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

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Mollymauk my muse

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wait i'm rewatching the 4sd episode with aimee, emily, and utkarsh, and just absolutely got clobbered by remembering that emily almost played a paladin of a betrayer god, and kept asking matt for a stupid betrayer god, like a really stupid one, until he finally just gave her vesh as her god

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utkarsh: that one guy typing “I can’t believe he said that” go fuck yourself. find a bag of dicks and go eat it

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ANKARNA CHARACTER ART!!!! @caitmayart the genius that you are

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Conviction married Doubt and they had a daughter named Rebellion

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Everybody do the wenis!

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me: :(

spring birdies: peep peep

me: :)