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Paul Reubens got way too much heat for the public masturbation thing. It's a porno theater. It's an 18+ venue specifically for showing pornographic movies. People aren't going there for the story or the acting.

But here's a cursed thought. Imagine being in the theater and hearing Peewee's exaggerated laugh as he pounds one out.

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I'm going to have to stop you right there.

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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. i've posted about it before; it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thank you!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

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"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

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Hahaha theres no WAY this is staying in the tags: *posts a grainy photograph of your darkened bedroom shot through a slightly opened door*

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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they always make studio ghibli food look so delicious

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What's really annoying is the number of right-wing people against the Iran bombing are also the same people doomer-posting about muslims taking over countries. Like, make up your damn minds, do you want them to take over or do you want them to be stopped?

They want to wait until the problem is too entrenched for any realistic solution to work so they can complain indefinitely, is my guess.

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黄龙Huanglong in winter snow, sichuan province in china

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I think maybe he meant this?

Never heard of them before, but I could see myself eating these straight from the jar.

Does anyone eat croutons straight? Like out of the bag without any salad? I swear, these things are like potato chips.

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ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine

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If you ever feel bad about yourself, remember there's girls out there who had to get a 9-5 because no one wanted to see their OF content.