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been super mia and quiet bc of life stuff but AAAAHHHHHHH I'M GONNA BE A BAY AREA CITY GIRLIE!!!!!!!

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There’s an old Scooby Doo Promo where they recreate the iconic opening scene of the original Scream movie.

At the end of the promo it’s revealed that shaggy is just prank calling Daphne, which is extra funny because Matthew Lillard played one of the killers in Scream (Stu Macher) as well as playing Shaggy in the live action Scooby Doo movies (and later voicing the character in animation)

The thing that’s absolutely wild is that this promo aired 5 years before Matthew Lillard was cast as Shaggy for the first time.

This is exactly the kind of meta humor that the Scream Franchise loved to play with, but it was a complete accident.

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Can we tho?!

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all good things come to those who wait i say with tears in my eyes

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how to live a life for beginners

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one day i will be able to afford everything i want then it'll be soo over for everyone

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Beautiful images and music will save me I know it I just know it

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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well, that didn't go quite as planned...

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i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern today I’m going to break the pattern

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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.