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@captainflint: What do you call a cult that's hard to get into?

@captainflint: Diffi-cult.

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melissa-crane‌:

“Shit, that’s generous. When I worked as a barista, at least where I worked, all of the tips were pooled together, then split amongst the baristas and shift supervisors based on how many hours we worked. Nix, on University and 11th, sounds good. They just got a Michelin Star, and yet they’re reasonably priced.” 

“I remember that. I used to use my tips as weed money when I was a barista... Because that job drove me to smoke.” He laughed, “But unless we wanna fish all the money out of every Go Go dancer’s underwear then it’s easier to just keep what you’re handed.” Flint nodded in agreement. “Then we better get on it before they change that.”

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isabelle-maddox‌:

“Let’s go somewhere where the drinks are strong too. We don’t need to go a place just for the food that’s boring.”

“You had me at drinks. I know a place with great bar food where the servers free pour.”

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alisavilkuna‌:

“That is a good thing to live by, never piss them off or no money.” She chuckled before she spoke again. “Well there is a diner I have been wanting to try out, very retro looking and will totally be covered by 100 dollars.”

“And no money, no roof.” He continued, “Down, as long as they have milkshakes.”

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almasuareznyc‌:

“Heyyyyy, not to shabby.” She said with a playful wink as she bounced over to his side. “How do you feel about pizza? Then we can break that sucker and you’ll have leftovers?” 

“I feel strongly about pizza. I love it. Let’s do it.”

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fckjoeyxo‌:

“i fucking love when they do that…stick a 20 or whatever they feel in my panties..found a fuckin’ 50 once…anywhere?? i’d say we go ham on breakfast for dinner” 

“I mostly get singles. I can’t fit them all in my wallet usually. I like that idea. Waffles sound amazing.”

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loveisaach‌:

Isaac pulled out his pack and pulled one out for Flint to take, “I didn’t know that you had started smoking somer Flint” he muttered as he helped to light it for him and then took a long drag of his own. “You had a bad day too?”

“It started as a bad habit when I drank.” He took a puff and shrugged. “Not more than usual. What’s up with you?”

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tysonnhartt‌:

“Mmm, you’re gunna get all doughy and dad body. I love it.” Tyson smiled softly at the other. “You can’t mention McDonald’s then suggest something else. You know how much I love Coke from McDonalds. Why don’t we do that and then splurge on dessert? Unless you really want ramen?”

“You might but my business probably won’t.” He tilted his head, “Wow, you’re a cheap date. I’ll take it. A Big Mac actually sounds kind of good.”

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alcssias‌:

alessia beamed, clapping her hands together. “that’s so great! you deserve it.” she said truthfully, when good things happened to her friends, she was always so proud. “hmmm… you like greek, right? i read about a place that just opened up a few blocks from here. apparently they’ve also got an amazing cocktail menu.”

“Honestly, I like anything. I’m not very picky.” He grinned at the mention of drinks, “Cocktails, you say? I’m sold. Lead me.”

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tysonnhartt‌:

“You know, sometimes I really wonder how you’re still alive.” Tyson gently nudges the other before wrapping an arm around Flint’s waist. “Please don’t make me make a choice. When have you known me to make choices?”

“Me too, honestly. I’ve gotten so lazy... And full of bread.” He rested his head against Tyson’s and let out a sigh. “You’re lucky I don’t just take you to McDonald’s. How about ramen?”

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maikovich‌:

“I don’t know…I was kind of looking forward to eating instant ramen for the tenth time this week.” Maiah joked, as she got up from her spot and placed her tablet in her bag. “Let’s go and get some cheese fries.”

“Well, hey, I’d hate to ruin your plans. I know how wonderful eating the same thing every day is. You never have to wonder.” He snorted out a laugh. “Anything you want and you pick cheese fries... I can respect that.”

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Facts about the human dumpster fire controlling Flint: 

- Were you named after anyone?

Nope. My mom just liked the name.

- How many siblings / pets do you have?

3 siblings. I don’t have any pets but I live with my sister who has 5 dogs and 3 rats. Dogs are the best thing about life.

- Favorite tv show / movie / music?

TV Show: BoJack Horseman  Movie: V for Vendetta Music: Five Finger Death Punch 

- In what ways are you and your muse(s) similar?

Humor, although Flint is far more blunt. I’m better at keeping things to myself. We also both curse like sailors and like metal. Also both nerds about true crime. 

- What’s one thing on your bucket list?

Travel out of the country.

- Where would you like to be in five years?

Finished with my bachelor’s degree and hopefully a supervisor at my job, if not working on becoming an assistant manager. 

- If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Invisibility. The possibilities would be limitless.

- Would you consider yourself an optimist, pessimist, or realist?

Realist bordering on pessimist.

- Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

Most likely not. I’m too panicky. Although I have pretty good aim with a gun so maybe I wouldn’t be the first to die. Lol. 

- When did you start roleplaying?

When I was 10 years old... I am now 24. Holy fuck. 

- If you could pick another place in the world to live, where would it be and why?

I’ve been trying to answer that question for a while now. My only requirement is lots of trees to replace this desert I currently live in.

- Tell us about the first muse you ever had in a Tumblr roleplay.

... I think her name was Candace and she was the worst self-insert, boring ass character ever.... She was basically Sophitia from Soul Calibur but Mary Sue. I cringe.

- Do you have any alternate FC ideas for your current muse(s)?

Chris Colfer has always been HC but if I had to change him for whatever reason I’d definitely pick Cameron Monaghan or Logan Lerman.

- What is your favorite holiday and why?

Halloween. Because I’m spoopy. 

- Post an updated picture of yourself, if you feel comfortable:

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alisavilkuna‌:

“Well then, you better stay on their good side and you could get even more.” She laughed a little. “Anywhere I want? Oh now you know better than to give me that type of power.”

“Oh definitely.  I don’t fuck with the high rollers, they’re paying my bills.” He responded, “Okay, amendment. Anywhere you want that 100 dollars will cover.”

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isabelle-maddox‌:

“You have a true, true talent.” Isabelle laughed, “Glad things are going well for you then.”

Well, he wouldn’t say that. “I can’t help it I’m so charming and cute.” He quipped, “So where do you wanna go?”

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tysonnhartt‌:

“While I want to be angry about that, I’ll just take it at face value and accept that this is how date nights happen between us. Where are you taking me sugar daddy?”

“Look at this way: At the end of the day I’m spending his money on you. Like I said, wherever you want. I am horrible at deciding. I eat so many bagels because there’s a bakery close to my apartment and I don’t want to deal with the subway.”

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Lychee pineapple

lychee: satin or lace?

I guess satin out of those two but I’m not a fan of either. I like cotton, personally. 

pineapple: sexual orientation?

Strictly dickly. 

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send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents’ names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?