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the master is actually probably sincerely the one person who actually does like the doctor in all of their silly moods the reason for which may be at least 63% psychosexual in nature but who cares i think they should make out about this

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oh man i just get such a kick outta other people's passions. it's like the opposite of secondhand embarrassment - it's secondhand excitement. like fuck yeah dude! i'm so fucking proud of you! you worked so fucking hard (i remember, i was there, i saw!) and then you made this and it is fucking amazing. it doesn't even have to be good! you don't even have to make anything! i just love that you love something! i fucking bask in that, man. it makes all my meters read "fuck yeah"....... nothing can hurt me i am protected by the warmth of Friends Enjoying Things.......

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some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh

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I am going to piss my pants if the only accessible stall doesn’t become open soon!!!!!

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So after listening to that person’s beautiful, slowed down version of Murray Gold’s ‘Hello I’m the Doctor’, I decided to do some wibbly-wobbly timey-whimey music stuff of my own. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I JUST DID.

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if you use the big stall to vape or take a phone call I hate you!!!

-someone who’s mobility aid doesn’t fit average stalls and needs grab bars

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doctor who blogs have two moods:

*the most gut wrenching, heart breaking tragic piece of literature ever written*

uhm.. what if they were gay… and kissed

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honestly the reason i’m still on tumblr is that i can she/her the twelfth doctor and nobody bats an eye. if i do that anywhere else on the internet i get fifty people falling over themselves to tell me why i can’t do that

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what is it with able bodied people saying “get well soon” after you say that you’re chronically ill?? like? i am not gonna? and i once literally responded with “i’m not gonna, it’s chronic, as in permanent.” and they went like “oh well, hope you get better!” like bro 💀

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just a kind reminder to please be kind to the people you know with gastrointestinal disorders/conditions! they're embarassing, often very painful - sometimes debilitating - and very hard to talk about without oversharing a lot more than most are comfortable with.

if someone you know:

- spends a lot/long time in the restroom

- has a colostomy bag

- requires diapers or similar implements

- experiences a lot of gas and/or bloating

- requires tube feeding or other alternative methods of nutrition

- has food restrictions (e.g. cannot handle a lot of spices, certain proteins, etc.)

- eats a lot, or only a little

or other similar factors of their life...

please be patient and understanding, it's hard having guts that really like disagreeing with you!

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Meanwhile on the TARDIS Nine: I have only one emotion, it is rage Rose: Last night you texted me ten thousand heart emojis Nine: ... Nine: It was out of rage

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Every fictional man with chest hair, my darkness visions, evil evil women

many things are “my beautiful wife”. tylenol. bagel cream cheese. my actual beautiful wife. the list goes on…

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you would not believe your tits

if ten million crackers (ritz)

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me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

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my nails are so long I keep chipping them HELP