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In archeology there are artifacts, which are items made or modified by humans, but there are also manuports, which haven't been modified but are found far from any possible origin point and there's no explanation besides somebody carried it there. Manuports include things like stones, fossils, and seashells, and have been found in deposits as much as three million years old.

So yeah, apparently the oldest human activity for which we have evidence is Picking Up Cool Rocks.

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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Things that should be added to Ao3 (In my opinion):

Archive warning for Incest

ability to permanently filter out tags and archive warnings sitewide for yourself rather than having to do it every search

Things that should not be added to Ao3

censorship

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if i took a women's scholarship and then transitioned during college would that count as swindling

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extremely cool that the removal of wolf protections in europe are being driven by an eu official having one of her horses killed by a wolf. literal cartoon villain shit

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the only reason your leg could ever need shaving is if it's getting tattooed amen

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hey. don't forget 2 love your trans friends. okay?

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in the long search for 'sexy words for vagina that a transmasc character who wishes to avoid commonly feminine terms might use for gender reasons', i fear we have overlooked a really good and funny one: call it a character's 'manhood' and see if readers work it out through context

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Haven't really seen anyone on here talking about it, so:

If you have psychosis, do not use ChatGPT or any other AI model to do reality checking. They're trained to agree with the user, say things to encourage further discussion/input, and in general provide "customer satisfaction." So if you ask if the moon is made of green cheese and seem really intense about it, the AI is gonna tell you it might be a possibility just to keep you happy as a customer.

Hopefully I'm preaching to the choir and everybody is leaving AI alone for mental health issues, but an AI program's willingness to go along with whatever the user is saying and exacerbate a mental health crisis is becoming a serious problem for the mentally ill. Researchers are currently studying it.

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showing your interests to your friends Good and Bad endings

Made two versions because I knew someone would make and alt

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If you’re not ready to have a deaf child don’t have children.

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mwah mwah mwah

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google.com is it normal to want to sloppily make out with your male best friend when shitfaced reddit

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Spamton if he regains some sanity after the whole Neo debacle, owchie

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really interesting to see the tumblr community respond to staff being transphobic by also being transphobic just to a different group of trans people who had nothing to do with any of this shit

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i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

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