carbonbasedsentient

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genuinely the funniest fucking thing ive seen all day

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"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

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Finding this in the server room made my day

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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Villain-Angry Lines

⤳ “You thought I wouldn’t notice? I let you think that.”

⤳ “I gave you mercy once. Look how well that turned out.”

⤳ “You want forgiveness? Die, and maybe I’ll consider it.”

⤳ “I didn’t lose control. I chose violence, don’t get it twisted.”

⤳ “I warned you not to test me. And here we are.”

⤳ “You were a mistake I plan to erase, thoroughly.”

⤳ “You think this is anger? No, this is fucking clarity.”

⤳ “If you hated what I did before, you’re going to love what’s next.”

⤳ “You made me into a monster, and now you’re shocked I bite?”

⤳ “You should’ve killed me when you had the chance.”

⤳ “I don’t need revenge, I need results.”

⤳ “The difference between us? I finish what I start.”

⤳ “Cry if you want, it won’t stop what’s coming.”

⤳ “You broke something in me. Now I’ll break everything in you.”

⤳ “Your screams won’t mean anything when no one’s left to hear them.”

⤳ “You don’t get to play the victim. Not when I’m still standing.”

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breakfast from when before i eated it

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star miku??

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widehead

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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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no greater love than paul refereeno

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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when you are eating an egg sandwich with a runny yolk and you don't want to make a mess you need to fucking lock in on that thing. you need to intercept the egg when it least expects it

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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever