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Tom Cardy: Perception check

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you know what. fuck it. azarath metrion ZINTHOS!!!!!!

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genuinely losing my mind rn

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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

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jesus f christ i'm on fire this week

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All animals are either Beasts or Creatures. This is usually consistent for a given species, but not always; for example, most dogs are Beasts and most cats are Creatures, but occasionally one will encounter a cat who is clearly a Beast, or dog who's an absolute Creature.

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when you're 30mins into character creation and you realize the gay lizard in your brain made Bowser

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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*opens up your volume mixer and turns your feet down* it is too early for all that

*walks around the dash loud as fuck* good morning...

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You hear a sinister hum from inside the pepper sitting on your counter. What do you do