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I'M ROASTING TOMATOES AND PEPPERS. WHAT ARE *YOU* DOING WITH *YOUR* LIFE TONIGHT?

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Everything is $49 these days. I simply can’t fathom how anytime I want or need anything it’s always just $49. I’m sick of how every company wants $49 from me. My chest hurts.

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why is emoji kitchen so funny for no reason this one was so surprising it made me laugh out loud

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10/10 MOVIE AND NO GIFSETS IN THE TAG. A POX ON THIS WASTELAND OF TASTELESS LOSERS.

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YOU HAVE TO LET IT COOK.

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EVERY SINGLE TIME DAVE STARTS HOLLERING ABOUT HIS STUPID CONSTRUCTION FACSIMILE TOY SET MISSING A PIECE, I GO OHHH WOW. THAT SUCKS. AND HE'S LIKE. KARKAT. I AM SERIOUS THIS TIME. I GENUINELY CAN'T FIND IT. AND I GO OHHH POBRECITO. AND THIS CONTINUES BACK AND FORTH, HIS TEMPER BOILING HIGHER AND HIGHER, MY RESPONSES MORE AND MORE PITIOUS.

UNTIL HE FINDS THE PIECE AND CALMS DOWN.

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IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND TELL MY PAST SELF **ONE THING** TO EASE HIS PAIN AND WORRIES FOR THE FUTURE I WOULD LOVINGLY AND FIRMLY GRASP HIS SHOULDER WHILE I EXPLAIN EARTH'S ONLY GOOD INVENTION: THE HUMBLE AIR FRYER.

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***WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURNS.***

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[ Dave's phone is chucked across the room. ]

i just have a lot of blogging to catch up on right now

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I make art about grief again

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But when you lose someone, you don’t lose them all at once, and their dying doesn’t stop with their death. You lose them a thousand times in a thousand ways. You say a thousand goodbyes. You hold a thousand funerals.

-Sara Seager, The Smallest Lights in the Universe: A Memoir

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grief is so crazy like what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. does she know i loved her. i miss her so much. i catch myself doing things she used to do. i wish i could call her. i miss her so much. i do a crossword puzzle. i cry while washing the dishes. does she know i loved her? my heart feels like a hummingbird. i miss her so much. what if i forget what her laugh sounds like. what if i forget.

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I'm sure he'll be back soon! Have you gotten any updates on the situation?

NONE THAT I'M WILLING TO SHARE.

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how are you holding up?

CURRENTLY NUMB. WHICH IS WELCOME, AT THIS POINT. MY SINUSES, VOCAL CHORDS, AND TEAR DUCTS ARE RAW.