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PSA!

Hello everyone!

First I'd like to apologize for my inactivity here. That's all I really have to say there.

Next I'm gonna say this blog is going to be turned into a somewhat OCified blog, because Homestuck is dying out for me and he probably would have evolved far past being Karkat anymore anyways.

I'm going to be working on the blog for a few days (maybe just tonight) and when it's done I'll post a promo link.

Thank you!

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The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you

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so today is supposed to be Kismeseve!!! so i made some kismescards to give to all your caliginous partners.

have fun kids and practice safe hate!!!

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bye

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Yesterday: horny

Today: horny

Tomorrow: horny

Next week: horny

Next month: horny

Apocalypse: horny

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the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

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im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

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iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

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terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):

the do

dingle dangle

frick frack

fondue

woohoo

happy happy fun time

coitus 

fornication 

copulation

intercourse

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Christmas Rose Cupcake Tutorial {in spanish}

Click link for FULL Tutorial

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A true relationship is two unperfect people refusing to give up on each other.

Unknown (via forever-and-alwayss)

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