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POV: you're a cardassian space vole and the twink doctor is tryna grab you with his little grabbers

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Does anyone have a little rundown of like commonly accepted/headcanon cardassian physiology because I've been reading a bunch of garashir smut as ✨️research✨️ and I still have no idea whats happening most of the time 😭

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@lorenzobane and i watched a bunch of DS9 this week and something i had totally forgotten is how cardassia is described as already being decimated by the Klingon war (and presumably the Bajoran resistance and the Federation pitching in before that) before the dominion even targets them. based on what the gul in TNG chain of command says, there was widespread famine before the occupation due to over farming and various unsustainable practices, and in the ds9 ep where Eddington is revealed to be maquis they are trying to hijack a shipment of replicators that the federation was sending to cardassia. so even pre dominion, they were desperate enough to accept federation aid. like. shaking my head to indicate i don't agree with fascism but no wonder they are Like That

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This is my primary ds9 takeaway

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Cardassian Fashion Magazine

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THRESHOLD UPON YE!!

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This image of Quark is so iconic and I desperately need everyone to remember that this is the expression he makes immediately after being divorced and bitch slapped so hard he gets knocked over. (He also gets kissed but that's not important.)

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Deep Space Nine is thirty two years old today! Happy birthday to the show that fixed me AND made me worse

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I was listening to an interview that Alexander Siddig did with Trek Geeks and this man said that he stayed up so late playing video games in the 90’s, and was so tired all the time on set, that the producers staged an intervention and were like “We’re going to support you no matter what your answer is but: are you on drugs?”

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Me and my partner recreated the iconic ds9 scene to promote my quarks bar song hehe we had so much fun doing this

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Interpersonal conflict on TNG: Worf has a professional disagreement with Data, he sincerely apologizes and they have a healthy discussion where they promise to remain friends

Interpersonal conflict on DS9: Worf walks into Quark’s while the workers are on strike so O’Brien beats him up. Julian watches.

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MINSK

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found a drag race simulator, put in star trek characters and heres the result i literally couldnt be happier

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I’M SCREAMING OMG

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i love that they had to do a double alternate timeline plot to get canon garashir past the higher-ups (and i’m still impressed that they managed it at all like holy shit) but i bet getting sid and andy, the original actors, to guest star to make this happen was the easiest part. those two were probably the first ones on board. they probably suggested pet names and shit. the absolute legends that are alexander siddig and andrew robinson. no one does it like those two. no one.

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hey armin whats the worst noise you can make