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I couldn’t b a lawyer Bc I’m too honest if the other lawyer is making good points id just b like damn u onto something lets work together for truth and justice .

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when ducks are having a better summer than you

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This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

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I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

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you know what's liberating???

eating sand

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the transition between years never feels distinctive enough. it needs to be jarring. i vote that each year we change the colour of the sky so that we can truly feel when the new year has begun

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me making connections to prove everyone i know secretly hates me

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

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update: ASAP Rocky saw the drawing i did & slid into my DMs but like…… im still tryna figure out how to respond

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do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

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(car comes near me)

me: please run me over

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are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

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