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October can’t come soon enough

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October can’t come soon enough

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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

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DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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I LOVE MY FRIENDS THEY ARE ALL SO COOL!!!!

I LOOK AT THEM AND I WONDER WHY I WAS BLESSED WITH THEIR AWESOMENESS I CAN NOT HANDLE

THEIR SWAG CANNOT BE CONTAINED

THEIR SHEER EPICNESS CANNOT BE DESCRIBED WITH THE "NORMAL" ENGLISH LANGUAGE

I LOOK AT THEM A LOT AND WONDER WHY THEY'RE SO COOL LIKE HOW?? IS?? THAT?? POSSIBLE?????????? THAT'S ILLEGAL

THANKS FOR EXISTING THOUGH GUYS I LOVE Y'ALL

@totalllytoby @jujubanana @ashiing @second-squad @ohgodwhatthefu @asiandissapointment @iamdazombiecupcake @the-commentary-cunt2 @cardbox-productions @juzokill @ LOGAN @ CAS @ SCOOB IM SORRY I LOVE YALL BUT I DONT REMEMBER YALLS @S OFF DA TOP OF MY HEAD

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Frick man

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ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent:

bought a really nice looking fountain pen

that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard

this hero 901 cost me $3 on ebay and i don’t know why people assume that this is a pen for intelligent people but they do

it works better when i am using a nice notebook and not the avengers notebook that makes it look like the hulk is grabbing my sweet pen

i write in code which for some reason leads everyone to assume that i am some kind of da vinci motherfucker, instead of the reality, which is that i am writing about dicks and don’t want anyone to know

it looks like i am constantly taking notes on everything which is both intimidating and inaccurate, just the way i like it

i bought a usb clicker/laser pointer for $11 and now it seems like i’ve got this shit on lock, like i am so pro at giving presentations i even own accessories

holding a clicker makes you seem at least 10% more like you know what you’re talking about i’m pretty sure

i check the weekly freebies on creativemarket every monday so now i have a huge folder of pro-looking website themes and powerpoint templates and fill-in-the-blank resumes (also a lot of autumnal clipart and watercolor flowers and script fonts but that is less relevant)

i bought a ceramic coffee mug at world market years ago and it makes me look like a productive coffee-drinker because no one knows it’s full of hot cocoa

i don’t know why drinking coffee makes you look busy it just does even though i’m pretty sure it statistically reduces productivity

bonus: not only does no one know i’m just drinking Depression Chocolate but they think i am being Environmentally Conscious rather than Poor As Shit

extra bonus: i can take a sip whenever it looks like someone is going to ask a question and then they ask someone else

i almost never have to answer questions and i leave the room a lot because i have to pee constantly so double extra bonus

“That’s a very good question, and one that deserves an in-depth answer, so if you’d like to leave me your card I’d be happy to discuss it with you later one-on-one” aka “how DARE you suggest i waste everyone’s time answering this question right now” aka “lmfao i have no fucking clue what you just said please let me secretly google that okay”

bonus: now it seems like you are a sophisticated grownup who assumes everyone has A Card and if they have to settle for writing their email on a scrap of paper you can feel smug about it even though in your heart you know that you are no better

i’ve got anxiety and poor impulse control and anxiety about my poor impulse control so i generally say jack shit about shit and this constant silence is often misinterpreted as aloof observation

no one knows that my air of mystery is actually a bad case of the shy and i am too shy to correct them so it works out

when i’m on my laptop and i don’t want anyone to notice how much i’m dicking around i turn the brightness way down so they can’t snoop without being obvious

at least one window of notepad++ with some random html page or css stylesheet in it makes randos assume you are some kind of genius doing some genius shit, unless they are CS major randos, in which case i guess find an intimidating looking excel spreadsheet and hope for the best

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rb if u like any of these artists. wanna see the taste

- cavetown

- fall out boy

- the front bottoms

- my chemical romance

- the jonas brothers (pre-hiatus)

- the 1975

- the jonas brothers (post-hiatus)

- bears in trees

- grayscale

- the sound of the rain hitting your bedroom window

- the sound of the microwave dinging when u it finishes reheating the Spaghetti

- the sound of the ~revolution~

- fall out boy (again)

- squidward's hopes and dreams

- my wife letting me see the kids again

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(https://open.spotify.com/album/4EThV35Hzn0ZyJ1qsYvhG7?si=Jd5LiymuT7yk8EyjiiyzGQから)

Mitchie M  feat. Hatsune Miku’s new album “VIRTUAL POPSTAR” is out on Spotify today!! :D

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In the steampunk universe you can buy dime novels in a genre known as electrofiction. Electrofiction takes place in a world where everything is powered by electricity created by gas, wind, and sunlight.

In this world of electricity and gas, great winged metal tubes fly higher than blimps. Gears have been replaced in computers with mysterious green boards covered in weird shapes of metal, and telephones can fit in people’s pockets.

It’s a world of simple clothing and complicated machines. A world where the average man can drive an automobile powered by explosions rather than steam and take it hundreds of miles away in a matter of hours. No tracks required.

It’s a vision of the future that has been cold for a hundred years. The type of fiction that would’ve been written by those who believed in the fallacy of gasoline over a hundred years ago. Though people keep writing about this world. Why? Could it have something to do with the colorful clothing? The aesthetic of mechanics getting grease on their faces? The desire for movement and freedom?

Or maybe it has to do with all that soot in the sky. The pea soup fogs and dust masks. The coal burning in homes and unbearably hot summers. Maybe people want to believe that there’s a universe out there that’s not so completely beyond repair. That maybe if they wish hard enough all the steam will clear away and the storms will leave.

Maybe that’s the appeal of electrofiction.

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Shut the fuck up olivia

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Meiko’s birthday. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

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I hate that there's a million different ways to pronounce a single letter depending on the word & context

Also I hate words with the exact same spelling and different meaning and pronunciation

And you have to remember which a's are pronounced like 'ay' or 'ah' or 'eh' or whatever

And I always forget the i before e rule and the 24685645373677 other stupid rules

You know what, fuck this shitty language I'm gonna learn how to use the phonetic alphabet

I’m learning my third language right now and the more I work on it, the more I’m glad that English is my native tongue because oh my god how does anyone learn the rules of this miserable cobbled-together nonsense that constantly has exceptions to its own rules and then exceptions to the exceptions

How has anyone learned to pronounce //a n y t h i n g// in English

All of you who learned English as a second language deserve an award and our apologies.