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One quick mission, in and out.

One crassus detonator later:

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vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

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tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

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chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

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OH SHIT I FORGOT I HAD THIS APP

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just reading

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Muscle bun time!

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~ deadlock and wingman scene analysis ~

he walks over to her

this triggers her ptsd

he gently puts his hand on her prosthetic arm, trying to show her that he means no harm

he is patient with her

he doesn’t try to yank it away from her, he waits until she hands it over

he gives her a little nod before walking off

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Sabrina the Teenage Witch | 1.17 - "First Kiss"

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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

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turning heads, breaking necks

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Kinda wanna sit outside with someone and talk all night.

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