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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed

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it's Make A Terrible Comic Day!

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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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mans best friend

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Stained glass ao3 logo :P

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Sexy people dont vape

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As a minor, did you ever have a crush on an adult in your life? (Anyone with an 8+ age difference where you were a minor at the time) (A friend, teacher or something of the like, someone you had actual contact with. No celebrities!)?

Yes, and I tried to persue them

Yes, but I didn't try to persue them

No

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They won’t leave my mind😔

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Reheating rice in the microwave is scary there’s sounds happening in there

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you know that i love you / and i have a feeling that you love me back

we’re sat in my bedroom / and i hear your heart like a train on the tracks

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It was harder to find you than the stars in the sky 💫

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you have to understand that i once worked at a lab with a walk-in freezer set at all times to -30 degrees (-34 C) and one summer we had a horrendous heatwave and i had to bike to work every day and i didn't want to spend the first hour of work drenched in sweat, still trying to catch my breath and cool off.

well one day the first thing i had to do in the morning was grab some samples from the -30, and i walked in and all of the sweat on my body basically flash-freezed and it felt so good. i cooled down in 20 seconds.

so from then on every single day when i got to work i just walked into the freezer and stood there for a minute.

i was usually the first in so nobody noticed for a few weeks until one day i walked in, panting from my bike ride on an unusually hot day, too breathless to talk, and one of my coworkers was there early and he started talking to me but I just wheezed an apology and put my finger up to say "one moment" and I walked into the freezer and then a minute later I came back out totally recovered and I said "sorry! : ) what were you saying?"

and he said

"how long have you been doing that?"

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i think i may have accidentally gotten my roommate into petplay