carefulpyromancer

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I can post on my school computer 

Take that, IBOSS

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*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one���s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

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no one:

literally no one:

me: so about octopath traveler-

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me when my frie

WHEN THEY

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do you ever look @ someone and think “i just want you to be happy always”

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@hammerraptor

“KATHERINE : —Let him that moved you hither Remove you hence: I knew you at the first You were a moveable. PETRUCHIO : Why, what’s a moveable? KATHERINE : A join’d-stool. PETRUCHIO : Thou hast hit it: come, sit on me.”

— William Shakespeare, The Taming of The Shrew

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@hammerraptor

They call me Dr. Worm Good morning. How are you? I’m Dr. Worm I’m interested in things I’m not a real doctor, But I am a real worm; I am an actual worm

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Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch

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you make me feel all akjdsjkdf and kldkjgkjgdklh, you know?

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What a boring life it would be without the presence of you.

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you look like art and you feel like home

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I never expected words on a screen to make me smile as much as yours do

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distance is homophobic

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someday we’ll stop texting each other goodnight and start mumbling it into each other’s shoulders

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I want to cuddle with you as we have dumb conversations at 2am and giggle and i want to kiss your shoulder when you finally go to sleep

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To my sad mutuals…..CATCH!