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so funny when 20yo women belittle women in their late 20s, girl that is gonna be you in a time span that’s gonna feel like 3 seconds

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telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband

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i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

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Don't even have sex

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this edible aint sh…….. corota toyolla

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The price of authenticity is rejection

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

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problematic wake-up-time gap relationship

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i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

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