carlottapearl

[carlottapearl]

Auntie Amber from Big Mouth is asexual!

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i don’t think there’s been a day that’s gone by since i realized i was queer that i haven’t thought about queerness. in depth. for an extended period of time. i spend such an ungodly amount of time thinking about gender and orientation and presentation etc etc etc. and i love it.

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This meme is brought to you by me projecting onto Michael from The Good Place and listening to the song If I Were Human by Bnny Rbbt!

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pov an aro person makes a post

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“You’re Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!”

The same way I’m able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.

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Saving myself for marriage? No, you misheard me. I’m saving myself from marriage

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"SEX MAKES US HUMAN!"

riiiiiiight........ because only humans have sex........ forgot about that.........

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Do I really need EVIDENCE to say a character is aroace? Is it not enough for them to not be in a canon relationship and for me to vibe with them?

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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

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Maybe I wanna be the guy in the polycule that’s not dating anyone he’s just there.

What do you call that? Fifth wheeling?

[carlottapearl]

A polycule of aromantics, call that a quiver

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Someone: *Talks about sex*

Me: Why would I want to have sex with someone? I can just do that myself.

I should've realized I was Asexual a lot sooner guys

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Heres to the prude aces, the heartless aros, the willfull spinsters and the permanent bachleors

To the frigid, the cold, the emotionally unavailable

The commitment-phobic, the lonely, the hermits

The repressed, the overly picky, the cynical and jaded

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Why don’t you reevaluate the amount of importance you put to sex and maybe you’ll calm down????