carlstinskoffi

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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I am so close to not giving a fuck anymore

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"PS5 has no games" WRONG. It has ROBLOX, effectively turning it into an RPS5 (RolePlayStation 5)

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I'm not posting any of your skibidi toilet ohio sigma rizz submissions or whatever, this is a blog not a "meme page" -_-

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the video you sent has given me an incredible boner, but sadly i am starting to not care about anything anymore

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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid

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Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

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anya my beloved

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do terfs send their gfs nudes or is that still like. "evil male gaze pornography" or whatever

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me