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i cant be the only one who doesnt like movie alfred.

(or maybe i just dont like roman polanski)

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source

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Europeans translating American musicals: So we worked closely with the original composer to make sure our translation is as faithful as possible while remaining a singable rhyming translation. If a literal translation is not possible, we use a localized replacement that works in the target language. Please don’t hate us, we tried our best!!!

Literally anyone translating European musicals: *splotches lyrics on a plate like spaghetti, spits in it, and shoves it in your general direction* Here’s your stupid Eurotrash pop slop in English, happy now???? Also, we turned your corny-ass fauxpera into a comedy and replaced half the score with useless reprises. As is PROPER.

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Rudolf the suffering red-nosed reindeer

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Overhated character, underrated actor.

change my mind.

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look what they did to my boy… 😔😔😔

rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift.

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cherik my beloved 🎀

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he is ready for his first day of school

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need them to work it out on the remix

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They a little ugly, but you get it

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meow meow meow meow (sad)

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my favorite mustard girl <3

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this was literally the only full body pic of alex/joseph i could find

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this:

idk guys what do you think is in jays box