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pilcr:

“ that’s the way we roll, mi chula. exactly. estos malcriados no saben nada. quieren paisaje pero no quieren disfrutar otras culturas diferentes porque se creen mejores que los demás. mina’s a crazy bitch. drown her in holy water so she can find jesus in death. ni me hables de esa perra. all i’m gonna say is i’m so glad i broke up with her shady ass. hm. sounds fake. are you fucking theo, carmela ? because if he’s giving you that good dick then i’ll let him live. although, i might have to torture him a little because that cheap, stupid gringo never pays for my drinks. i love the way you think. double the trouble equals way more fun. ”

“ ay, dimelo. no pueden apreciar la cultura hispana de miami, pero sí pueden quejarse de el calor. she’s not always so uptight, and she can be damn fun to be around, but it’s a rarity. it’s so hard to picture the two of you in a relationship. ella siempre es la centra de atención, and she doesn’t even deserve it. whatever, maybe it’s just me being petty. mija, no es así. i make sure theo’s dick stays in his pants around me. he’s a close friend of mine, that’s all. a little torture never hurt anybody, right? as long as you leave me out of it, you do your thing, babe. eh, who am i kidding, he barely ever pays for mine. go wild on his stingy ass. ”

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siinclairs:

theo: fix ur face first theo: wow!! im a bitch suddenly!! cash me owsigh theo:  no u dont ur gonna take it back BC IM WINNING,  theo: yeah im broke :/ damn you signed up for life not when i got money vs when i dont !!

carmela: um idgi?? what’s wrong w my face??? carmela: that meme!! died !! like our friendship!! carmela: u never win :) carmela: til death due us part then? but we’re not married? carmela: i’ll be counting down the days til i’m free of u 

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✆ i was diana1x1!

NAME: young one

☆*ﾟ—「 TEXT → YOUNG ONE: who’s turn is it to change ur diaper?

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NAME: collect ur mans

☆*ﾟ—「 TEXT → COLLECT UR MANS: wake up!!!!! i’m outside!!!! let me in!!!!

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NAME: diabla

☆*ﾟ—「 TEXT → DIABLA: hey puta! wanna go clubbing & break some hearts?

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NAME: minakins

☆*ﾟ—「 TEXT → MINAKINS: get dressed bitch the night is still young!

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She was the vibrancy of the midnight city streets that never seemed to settle.

kj-knight  (via wnq-writers)

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siinclairs:

theo: if i didn’t give you such a face then how would i get my way? hm? theo: damn straight i always win:))))) theo: it’s called reverse psychology …..  theo: ughhhhh mel, i’m broke 

carmela: by bribery .... ? i’d like that much better carmela: bitch u wish!  carmela: WOw suddenly.......i take it all back carmela: ur broke ? damn why r we still friends then

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dysingh:

     “the food is a very close second in my not so humble opinion, but being cool all the time beats everything.” donovan signaled to the waiter to bring two more glasses, before turning his dazzling smile on carmela. “i’ve seen alligators in the zoo but never wandering around before?? did you see one or??”

“ a close second ? wow, i don’t think i can be seen with you anymore, ” carmela said, mouth dropped in disbelief. “ the zoo ? chico, stay here long enough and you’re bound to see one roaming along the sidewalks -- but, they’re harmless unless provoked. ” as the waiter returned, she graciously accepted the glass, “ so, are drinks on you or me today ? ”

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pilcr:

“ ay, carmela, amor de mi vida. i always knew you had a good taste; it must be a miami girl thing. because the others ? i have no idea what happened there. then again, i’m not completely surprised either. esos anormales wouldn’t know what culture is if it hit them with a shovel. pero por lo menos you have my back. i need you to hold down karmina while i drown maite. maybe i’ll have to add theo in there if he continues acting up. what do you say ? be the bonnie to my clyde ? except gayer than the original duo of course. ”

“ miami putica’s slay together and stay together, sí ? if they’re looking for the wealthier parts, they could try the gables, but of course they’d still manage to find something to mope on about. i can totally take mina. i think she’d be too worried about messing up her look to fight back. i have no idea what maite did, but i’m so down to her drowning, it’s not even funny. hm, i’ll have to pass on theo. el me molesta a veces, pero he’s loads of fun. and he pays for drinks here and there. claro que sí, bonnie and clyde ain’t got shit on us ! we’re gayer and women of color, it’s double the trouble. ”

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kcrmina:

“ sorry carm, but all of the magic city’s charm is lost once you witness a frat boy throwing up into an ocean while two drunk girls are ugly crying next to him. ” karmina finished, cringing in distaste at the still fresh memory. why anyone would envy the typical college experience was beyond her, the idea of willingly wanting to lose so many brain cells unfathomable. “ if you even think i’m willing to walk back out into that festering pot of stds and alcohol poising you’re very mistaken. i’ll be tanning in the comfort of our private pool, where the only horny infant i need to worry about is ezra. ”

“ don’t be dramatic, mija, it’s really not that bad. frat boys will be frat boys in any city, they just happen to be here the same time we are. think of how fun it would be to mess with them, though. those pretty little boys wouldn’t even see it coming, ” carmela mused, a smirk tugging at the corner of her freshly glossed lips. “ oh please, this city has so much more to offer. have you tried brickell ? wynwood ? the grove ? coco walk has such cute little shops, you’d love it. and i guarantee, this private pool will be waiting for you when you return. ”

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theo: i was at the beach before you, i didn’t wanna go back. i already got a sweet tan going  theo: i’m offended u called me fake, 911 ? hello arrest carmela for hurting my feelings theo: now you don’t even wanna party with me?? have fun in jail!!

carmela: don’t give me that face :( carmela: those eyes work every damn time ! carmela: i was ditched but UR feelings were hurt? bitch! carmela: ok here’s the deal, if drinks are on u, i’m down to party

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“ if you think that’s the best part of miami, you clearly haven’t tried the food, ” carmela said, sinking into the chair beside him. “ you’ll get used to the humidity. just be glad you haven’t seen an alligator yet. my biggest fear growing up was that i’d fall into one of the canals and get gnawed by one of them. it was a bit irrational, now that i think about it. ”

     “the best part of miami? everywhere is air conditioned.” donovan leaned back in the restuarant chair, a half drunk mimosa in his right hand. “the humidity is still hell on my hair, though. we need to head somewhere that isn’t gonna force me to spend most of my time indoors.”

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“ you and me both, mija, pero los otros tienen un problema con miami. i don’t get it -- what’s not to like ? their privileged spoiled asses might not be used to the florida humidity, but i think that’s part of the charm. they may not realize it yet, but there is no better place than miami to get a tan. that got dark real quick, but if you’re serious about drowning them, necesitas ayuda ? ”

“ ay, como me encanta miami, especially on spring break. the topless girls, the idiot gringos, the smell of croquetas in every single bakery, the greasy cuban pizza, the sun hitting my beautiful porcelain skin and best of all ? hay tanto crimen aqui que you can literally get away with anything. if i hear any of you dumb bitches complain one more time about miami, i’m drowning you in lake okeechobee. i don’t care if i have to pay fifteen dollars for the uber trip there. don’t fuckin’ test me, because i will do it. ”

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carmela: you SHOULD have come to the beach with me but ? carmela: fake ! carmela: u kno i’m always down 2 party but with you? hmm idk carmela: i’ve been betrayed .................

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theo: did i just take a nap after doing nothing all day? damn right i did theo: who tryna link up for tonight ??  theo: club going up on a monday.. amiright?