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if mario was trapped in a cave for generations he would gradually become pale and lose his eyes and start hunting for fish and centipedes by sonar but he wouldnt lose his overalls or hat

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

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they mean a lot to me

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month

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wlw tumblr post notes simulator

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I Can Invent New Symbols For The Thing I Am

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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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as soon as you're an adult (arguably once you're a teen) you need to start seeing your parents not as parents and authority figures, but as really really asinine roommates who think they own you

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night