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I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

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Public Service Announcement via @the.root #fingersupdontcall

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heres the idea: instead of vogue magazine it’s vague magazine. all the editorials are blurry. models shot from 60 feet away. ads just say “buy it”. models hide behind trees and shrubs. you can’t tell what anyone’s wearing.

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*recharges my energy through the valentines day aisle in the store*

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someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

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I love this.