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carmine be productive and stop taking selfies you fool. 

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"Grow up, Ben."

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no that’s my person don’t go near my person doNT TOUCH MY PERSON THEY ARE MY PERSON AND YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME NO

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the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

choosing a sex toy

tips for your first time

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i literally spent 10 am to 5 pm yesterday in bed having sex and napping, and now i feel like all of my bones are broken. no.

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true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

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we can never delete flappy bird from our phones now because if we do we will never be able to get it back. we’re stuck with flappy bird forever. it’s not over.. this is just the beginning

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I have very quickly learned that when I'm drunk I text like this??????????????????????

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an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

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this weekend has literally been the weirdest thing in the universe okay?