are you home. do you want to play. have you eaten today. can i bring you a snack. can you hold my hand
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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rip onigiri. imma draw it anyway
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scar is named scar because of his fabulous top scars
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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not
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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
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*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it
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This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.
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If you're not watching Interview with the Vampire just know that you're missing out on some of the finest gay melodrama of our time
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