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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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This takes place after the events of Veilguard in my lil HC universe, when everyone is still kind of 'in transition' with their responsibilities and still often crash at the Lighthouse. Atash and Emmrich continue to live there for a while after they find out she's pregnant, while they get their living situation and marriage arrangements all figured out. Someday I WILL actually write that fic.

Additional Context, in case you haven't read every single entry of the codex (perfectly understandable, I'm just a compulsive lore collector and Veilguard's got some really good stuff about the team's private lives and dynamics):

These are Apple Butter Noodles, as invented by Lace Harding and then made by Bellara at the end of the game (if Harding dies). Harding is an inventive and terrible cook. We love her for it.

Okay, back to my thesis and No Time To Apologize. I just had this wiggling around in my head for a while and wanted to see if I could get it all out in a day as therapy for my drawing anxiety. It's super sketchy but I think it might be my favorite thing I've done so far.

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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)

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just remember, if you think you are hornyposting too much about Star Trek,

no you aren't, keep posting and stop holding back. Roddenberry Wants You (To Write Yaoi Fanfiction)

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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

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The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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Welcome

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obligatory post today

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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