carni-val-the-bird
carni-val-the-bird
Val, the Carnival bird
115 posts
she/her, ate a rat once, going to kill the fucking train
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
carni-val-the-bird · 3 months ago
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Yeah, unethical ones too
We need to create more birds
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carni-val-the-bird · 3 months ago
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thoughts on cassowaries?
Sluts
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carni-val-the-bird · 3 months ago
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Do you despise cardinals the birds or the Catholics?
Both
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carni-val-the-bird · 3 months ago
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Polyamory is strictly for the birds, specifically this bird
You're not being sued you are facing public execution and I will not have it
Oh, yeah I could use a defense couldn't I
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carni-val-the-bird · 3 months ago
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I'm off for bigger and better things than you train boy, I'm gonna kill god instead
Has the bird abandoned you?
We can only hope
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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So are you and the train going to fuck, or do you prefer your sexual tension unresolved?
We have sexual tension? But no, I'm gonna hang him then shoot him
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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I truly detest you
Why, am I too silly?
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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what do you hate about trains the most?
Their teeth
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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The Cardinal
why are u trying to kill our beloved train
He supports the shittiest bird on the planet
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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I retract my statement, they are a continuation of mammal domination over music
I appreciate the Mountain Goats, they give us animals much needed representation in the world of indie music
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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I appreciate the Mountain Goats, they give us animals much needed representation in the world of indie music
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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why are u trying to kill our beloved train
He supports the shittiest bird on the planet
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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Treacherous Wretches, the lot of you, you shall suffer in the pit
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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100 posts!
Yippee Yippee, the train can never take this joy away from me
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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You're more than fucked actually!
Loving this train beef lmao ❤️
Good idea, we could grind him up into beef after the hanging
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carni-val-the-bird · 4 months ago
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We're gonna grind you up, and sell your meat to Kroger
Loving this train beef lmao ❤️
Good idea, we could grind him up into beef after the hanging
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