carni-val-the-bird

[carni-val-the-bird]

Yeah, unethical ones too

We need to create more birds

[carni-val-the-bird]

thoughts on cassowaries?

Sluts

[carni-val-the-bird]

Do you despise cardinals the birds or the Catholics?

Both

[carni-val-the-bird]

Polyamory is strictly for the birds, specifically this bird

You're not being sued you are facing public execution and I will not have it

Oh, yeah I could use a defense couldn't I

[carni-val-the-bird]

I'm off for bigger and better things than you train boy, I'm gonna kill god instead

Has the bird abandoned you?

We can only hope

[carni-val-the-bird]

So are you and the train going to fuck, or do you prefer your sexual tension unresolved?

We have sexual tension? But no, I'm gonna hang him then shoot him

[carni-val-the-bird]

I truly detest you

Why, am I too silly?

[carni-val-the-bird]

what do you hate about trains the most?

Their teeth

[carni-val-the-bird]

The Cardinal

why are u trying to kill our beloved train

He supports the shittiest bird on the planet

[carni-val-the-bird]

I retract my statement, they are a continuation of mammal domination over music

I appreciate the Mountain Goats, they give us animals much needed representation in the world of indie music

[carni-val-the-bird]

I appreciate the Mountain Goats, they give us animals much needed representation in the world of indie music

[carni-val-the-bird]

why are u trying to kill our beloved train

He supports the shittiest bird on the planet

[carni-val-the-bird]

Treacherous Wretches, the lot of you, you shall suffer in the pit

[carni-val-the-bird]

100 posts!

Yippee Yippee, the train can never take this joy away from me

[carni-val-the-bird]

You're more than fucked actually!

Loving this train beef lmao ❤️

Good idea, we could grind him up into beef after the hanging

[carni-val-the-bird]

We're gonna grind you up, and sell your meat to Kroger

Loving this train beef lmao ❤️

Good idea, we could grind him up into beef after the hanging