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just kidding my real and heartfelt opinion is that I love you dil. you make me feel that emotion that's like: i can't believe Shakespeare is my mutual

WAGH saints i love you… it blows my mind every time you say this bc like. u are so multi talented?? and a creative artistic and intellectual genius??? and i’m obsessed with you????

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*early 2000s high school bully voice* my "anonymous" opinion is that YUORE GAY!!

oh no…. you’ve found out my secret…. i sure hope you don’t shove me against the lockers over this. i sure hope you don’t try to corner me in an empty classroom to beat me up but then something about my unassuming yet strangely perceptive gaze causes you to pause. and then i sure hope you don’t go to bed restless unable to get my face out of your mind convincing yourself that it’s only disgust you feel when you think of me….. haha

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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thank you weird trans women forever

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i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested

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little wild animal 🦷

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do you have any jegulus sex headcanons? like if they’re kind of freaks too or if they’re looking at rosekiller in absolute horror

i think the first time they ever do it james potter would be shaking and trembling and whimpering and eyes glazed over and moaning and making those punched-out little “ah ah ah” whines all while he’s fully on top. literally slamming the headboard into the wall, breaking the bed, and he’s not even paying attention. he is beyond the point of caring

meanwhile regulus, the Autistic Overthinker underneath him, somehow wound up there through a combination of his morbid curiosity & the life-long life-threatening crush on james he STILL refuses to acknowledge & his barely concealed treacherous hateboner that he uses to mask his genuine feelings. and his convoluted 5d chess machinations didn’t account for the possibility of him ever Actually Sleeping With James Potter so he’s alternating wildly between having THE BEST MOST EUPHORIC TIME OF HIS LIFE and having a complete catastrophic mental breakdown like “oh my god this isn’t happening. i have to kill him or something it’s my only chance to set myself free from my feelings. he’s so perfect. his throat is exposed the pressure point is right there he’s vulnerable KILL HIM REGULUS ITS YOUR ONLY CHANCE” <- externally he’s just bouncing on it moaning or whatever

then you flash cut to regulus limping behind james the next day. and james is, like, whistling. he lived.

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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do you have james fancast in mind?

nooo i’m not a huge fancast person!! i respect them for the sake of edits and think it’s super cool what ppl can do with a bunch of random movie scenes spliced together but in terms of how i ‘see’ the characters…. they exist in my beautiful mind palace and that’s it. there’s some art out there that’s pretty similar to my idea of each character’s appearance but i cant think of a real person that really fits

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why has nobody edited jegulus to strawberry blond by mitski 😔

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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

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okay i couldn’t resist (original under cut)

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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

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stop this madness. jegulus is nerdjock4nerdjock realness

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