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hey man week late but what can i say you know how it is when your jobs ovulating, anyways green blue black brown, affectionately

i couldn't find the post but i found the image in my phone so

also fuck you for saying ovulating, sucks to be a mammal. couldn't be me

you're the most right anyone's ever been

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♡ <- six days late btw. And for my tardiness? Feel free to ignore + not know what the fuck the heart is

Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours

●●●●○ | ATTRACTION

●●●○○ | AFFECTION

●●●●● | INTEREST

●●●○○ | LOYALTY

●●●●○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

of course i wouldn't ignore it. had to hunt it down though, and also had to track down the ask since i never fuckin SAW IT. tumblr is functional as hell

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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jo crystal = crystal powered by jacking off

i need to get me one of those

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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aitar at 31% wife lording over all of us with 0%

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deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

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This one goes into the same file of iconic words as ‘Die mad about it’

Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead.

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

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see if i care i didn't wanna be a good wife anyway (devastated)

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(r/relationshipadvice)

Gf will only have sex with me if we toss each other around the room and have a roleplay anime battle where one of us gets pinned. It's very tiresome but very hot. Does anyone have any new super moves i can use because my holy crescent sword beam is getting stale and she's learning to dodge my attacks. Every time she wins she just smirks and monologs and then we don't have sex. I'm open to any ideas for new strategies or weapons

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it’s not very smart to p!ss off a guy who thinks about unaliving people for a living…

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way