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Every calliette make out scene: 1/?

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1x01 // 1x04

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We will always have a problem

First Kill: Margot Fairmont + Talia Burns

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Wanda: nat, can you do the thing?

Nat: What thing?

Wanda: Y’know, the thing that makes me happy.

Natasha: Oh, *smiles*

Wanda, with heart eyes: Thanks.

Bonus:

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Natasha, reaching for the carrots in the fridge: Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Wanda, shrugging: They needed adult supervision.

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Natasha: Escute, vou precisar que você se acalme.

Wanda, bêbada, e batendo os punhos na mesa: Mas como pode ter sabor de bolo de aniversário se bolo de aniversário pode ter qualquer sabor ???

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June: Olha, não quero estragar nossa amizade nem nada, mas quero muito beijar você-

Nora: Arruinar.

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June X Nora : Red, White and Royal Blue Ships “he knows them both down to their split ends and nasty habits, but there’s a strange girl bond between them he can’t, and knows he isn’t supposed to translate.”

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we need a spinoff book / sequel to RWaRB (red white and royal blue by : Casey Mcquiston) with Nora x June casually hooking up and dating and all that jazz and one day Alex , or someone , walks in on them and are like “y’all dating ??” and the two look at each other , shrug and just peck each other on the lips before going back to the dozen of campaign work that is needed to be done .

change my mind .

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Femslash February: Day 9

Fandom: Descendants

Main Pairing: Uma/Audrey

Prompt: Ocean

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The pirates weren’t in Auradon to stay. They wanted some fun, after the barrier was down, but in the end – the ocean was calling for them and the goody-two-shoes in Auradon were not exactly their crowd. So they left after a couple weeks. Only that they left with one person more than they had arrived at Auradon. Audrey. She had pulled a major villain and had gotten away scott free, at least legally. Everyone side-eyed her, shied away from her when she would move suddenly, talked about her behind her back. The evening before leaving, Uma had offered her a spot on the ship.

“You’d make a good pirate, princess”, whispered Uma, running her hand down Audrey’s arm.

“A pirate princess?”, echoed Audrey with a teasing grin.

In the past months, Uma’s arms had become Audrey’s safe haven. No judgment from the pirates. She had even hit it off quite well with Gil and Harry, Harry was so good at gossip. And the make-overs she had done with Gil, who was a delighted guinea-pig. Uma however, she was more than a friend. It had started as casual making out, hooking up, maybe friends-with-benefits.

“Be my pirate princess?”, requested Uma, voice low as she traced Audrey’s face.

Audrey blinked surprised, a couple of times. “So… this isn’t just a… casual hook-up anymore?”

“Mh… Depends on your answer, princess”, whispered Uma, kissing Audrey.

/break\

Audrey made a fabulous pirate, her color-scheme a deep magenta, hair put into braids. She stood at the rail, breathing the ocean breeze deeply. This was an exciting adventure and she loved it. The crew had accepted her onto their ship with ease.

“How’d you like today’s loot?”, asked Uma.

There was a smirk on her lips as she laid a rose-gold necklace with a large pink diamond around her neck. Audrey smiled pleased, resting a hand just beneath the necklace. It was perfect. Absolutely everything about this was perfect. Craning her neck, she kissed the corner of Uma’s lips.

“I always do, babe”, chimed Audrey pleased. “You spoil me.”

“Well, I’m dating a princess. She deserves the best”, whispered Uma.

Audrey’s cheeks heated up at that pleased. She slowly leaned back against Uma, who wrapped her arms around the princess’ mid-section. Their eyes were focused out on the vast, endless ocean. So much to explore, to travel. The ocean was theirs, together.

~*~ The End ~*~

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Descendants ↳   Uma and Audrey Rose  

“  If they want a villain for a queen, I’m gonna be one like they’ve never seen. I’ll show them what it means. Now that I am that, I will be the ruler of the dark and the bad.

I’m the queen of this townI call the shots you know who I amI don’t need to wear no fake crown.Stand up to me, you don’t stand a chance.”

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Bad Guy: We have your wife.

Uma: I’m not married.

Bad Guy: Then who’s the brunette that keeps asking us if the rice in our MREs was ethically sourced?

Uma: oh my god they have Audrey

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Netossa; drunk: *pointing to Spinnerella* That’s my girlfriend!

Spinnerella: Your wife, darling, I’m your wife.

Netossa: My wife, even better!

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mal: i-

audrey: fuck off mal, you may have a boyfriend, but i have two boyfriends and a girlfriend that’s kicked your ass too many times to count.

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“I’m sorry, I didn’t know the Red Ranger was a girl.”

“You got a problem with that?”