not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
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Why does Chris Christie sound like a teenage girl in 2004 telling someone to “talk to the hand"
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ted cruz is being controlled by a powerful warlock
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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