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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this
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Retired old souls all flock to Florida
(also omg guys tysm for the overwhelming kindess to just seeing the WIP of this!!!! I am seriously so grateful)

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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"
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mhmhm
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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i hope if only one thing survives on the internet forever that it's crouton.net
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