carpenoctemnyx
carpenoctemnyx
dirty girl soup with a side of cool beans
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Anastasia (aka Nyx) | They/She | 28 | AuDHD | Non-Binary Panalterous Polyamorous Pansexual | Proud to be Cringey | ive been here since 2012 i am in so many fandoms good luck with the chaos
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carpenoctemnyx · 7 hours ago
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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it
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carpenoctemnyx · 7 hours ago
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carpenoctemnyx · 14 hours ago
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carpenoctemnyx · 14 hours ago
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we need to get freakier about Faewish Sprites and Pieceys
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carpenoctemnyx · 15 hours ago
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Me anytime theres a dish with a tomato based sauce and spices: it pizza flavour :)
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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Here's women being on a Different Level
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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everyone in halo reactions when i come out to them
master chief: hm. glad you told me, soldier. knowing yourself is important when you’re fighting a complex enemy like the covenant.
cortana: interesting… yes, i see your brain chemistry is a bit… different. i’ll keep this in mind for the future. i can’t wait to explore this further with you!
sergeant johnson: heh, so you’re a girl? well, you won’t get any argument from me. long as you keep watching my back, i’ll watch yours.
dr halsey: you’re transsexual? how could you think of yourself at a time like this? we need to keep our attention on the only thing that matters: saving the human race. additionally, you should be aware that J.K. Rowling is a close personal friend of mine
grunt: huohahaha! send pictures of your gock and gballs to my grunt phone
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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haven’t been able to draw at all recently take thsi
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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We literally do weddings. 💍
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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little miss procrastinates until the last minute but has the curse of perfectionism
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carpenoctemnyx · 17 hours ago
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