carpetedkitch

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giving back to the community by being a woman with nipples visible through my shirt

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ib: crepuscularqueens

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Senpai is done furtherthing their education. Senpai is fucking unemployed.

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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Mods asleep post greedy gay wario

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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Has someone in a group bc I was in ask me "hey would you mind if I bit you like really really hard, like hard enough to draw blood?" And I almost passed out then and there

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“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

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