there is something seriously wrong with me :). i write things on ao3 @carpfishswimming. expert in transgenderism and pocket monster.il/he | 19 | call me trick (or carp)
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went without a shirt at the beach for the first time and my friend told me that my top surgery scars look like the type that people give their evil ocs. worst part is he’s right
#it’s because i’m evil#actually i just didn’t listen to the post-op care guide#was on a film set the week after#transgender but evil#trick talks
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this was such a fun conspiracy theory until canadian right wingers got a hold of it. also surprised that nobody in this thread has mentioned that pierre elliot and margaret were known swingers
So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/57572995/chapters/169820803
tumblr is FUCKING WITH ME !!!!! here’s a functioning link to chapter nine of horsies
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This is what 3 soda pops no lunch feels like
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I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS I LOVE MY FRIENDS !!!!!
#doing what normal 20 year olds do at midnight#watching a youtube video and drinking cranberry ginger ale#i am full of love#i am also so tired#but tired and happy#trick talks
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Finished this Winter Wallace alt
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jd vance has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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they couldn’t come to a consensus so they just gave in and picked their backup candidate ??? on the third ballot ???? give it at least a couple more tries you guys
WHITE SMOKE NEW POPE
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new pope sucks what the hell
WHITE SMOKE NEW POPE
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WHITE SMOKE NEW POPE
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okay bars ??
genuinely thrilled to have found out that if you type something that sounds like an idiom into google and tack on "meaning" at the end, the misinformation machine will make some shit up about what the phrase means
"you can't a fish" in the context of identity. that's fucking awesome
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genuinely thrilled to have found out that if you type something that sounds like an idiom into google and tack on "meaning" at the end, the misinformation machine will make some shit up about what the phrase means
"you can't a fish" in the context of identity. that's fucking awesome
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forgot about the big things that happening in the google doc. i am very proud of prodigal failson. they should’ve called him that in the bible
#big things happening in the google doc#reguri#red x green#green pokemon#namelessshipping#originalshipping#green oak
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/57572995/chapters/167628847
okayyyy new chapter of horsies moment. hooray
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The one-sided Gold & Red beef never stops
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