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THE FUCKING ICE REPORT AAAAAAAAAAA

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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)

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bored of my job bored of my man bored of… a third thing i can’t think of ig..

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Georgia Nielson, Acrylic on canvas, 30x30cm

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i hate this bitch so much why r u still HEREEE

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you could literally solve all your problems by chaining him up in the basement

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am i stuck in purgatory

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I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

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Leonora Carrington, "El Laberinto"

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David Herzog

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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

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wish i could be a self absorbed queer baddie with ugly tattoos and a superiority complex for buying a $600 balenciaga bag off vinted and my “creative” endeavors (photo shoots in dumbass outfits in a field) would be hyped up by all my identically tattooed equally vapid friends but unfortunately i can’t bring myself to put in the effort to be that it’s all so fake im not trying to sound superior i just find it exhausting