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My gender is whatever is funniest currentlyMy age is 69 at all times (18+)My profession is stirring a giant pot of soup once every 74 minutes
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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter
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Everyone on this site is horny for the stupidest shit on earth
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Hey you know that song that goes na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
What’s the first song that just came to your mind?
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Ha ha it looks like he has a weed cigar in his mouth! He's totally getting stoned! Just kidding, it'a a bamboo shoot. He's not getting stoned but it sure looks it
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hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male
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cops follow a fare evasion suspect, try to taze him, end up shooting him, another cop, and two bistanders. they're then called brave by the mayor of New York
cops committed a mass shooting over three dollars.
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This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now
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babygirl you should have stabbed him with that giant fork of yours while you had the chance :'3
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this is gonna sound stupid but i’m amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean
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