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Nobody's stopping you from taking 4 tablespoons of butter, melting it in a pot, and adding two tablespoons of minced garlic. Nobody's stopping you from letting that garlic saute for like two minutes, or from then adding in two tablespoons of shaved parmesan. And nobody will stop you from stirring half a pound of al dented pasta into that buttery mess, cracking some pepper over it, and feasting on the garlicky spoils gained from such labours.

Nobody's stopping you. The cops can't even arrest you for it.

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'i have to take medication because my immune system decided kinkshaming the trees is more important than breathing' is objectively an insane concept. thumbs down to seasonal allergies.

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vico ortiz i am obsessed with you

(source)

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I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

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me when I watch movies and have fun

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get ready everyone

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The neurodivergent urge to do this

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the Kraken’s out for blood (art by @lydsirabella on IG)

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OFMD is like such a gay person fantasy like you spend your whole life as some silly little guy who gets mocked at every turn for everything you love and then all of a sudden this really hot person shows up like "YOOO, this shits cool as hell!!" and also they're madly in love with you.

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i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we're just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone

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sweet moments from Our Flag Means Death that were cut or not shown in full

we need all the deleted scenes and cuts, now please

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I think indeed dot com should have a comment section

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– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[text ID: Would it be too childish of me to say : I want? But I do want, theater, light, color, paintings, wine and wonder.]

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lord the women you put on earth to enjoy media are being forced to log in to outlook and microsoft teams