I didn't like Sugar.
Dad thinks Sugar should get a ‘proper job.’ I’ve seen porn, I know what happens at the end of interviews.
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OMG so gay we can do everything.
Thought we could do something gay, like watch ‘mamma mia!’. Or, you know, we could do something gayer.
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Carrie: u spelt socks wrong
Sage: The Boston Red Sox
Carrie: what's that?
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Carrie: ok
Sage: So about those Red Sox
Carrie: u spelt socks wrong
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An hour or so, I'm shopping. Why?
R U D E. BREAKING UP W U CALLING OFF THE WEDDING.
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Carrie: you'd pick me over Malie?
sage: ....
Carrie: ok
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R U D E. BREAKING UP W U CALLING OFF THE WEDDING.
Don’t be nasty baby.
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Carrie: I just want to be your bae again
Sage: bae: "Before Anyone Else"
Sage: ur good
Carrie: you'd pick me over Malie?
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Don't be nasty baby.
I had college funds and I suffered through that unbearable chemistry class for like 3 months then bam XO by Carrie.
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Carrie: santanas not my bae she's my fiancèe
Sage: w/e
Sage: Malie is my wife
Carrie: I just want to be your bae again
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I had college funds and I suffered through tha unbearable chemistry class for like 3 months then bamb XO by Carrie.
Ok /so/ I left a candle burning next to a plastic container.
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Ok /so/ I left a candle burning next to a plastic container.
It smells like candy why are you complaining?
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Carrie: we used to be baes
Sage: and we got new baes
Carrie: santanas not my bae she's my fiancèe
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Carrie: the same way you used to?
Sage: idk
Sage: stop
Carrie: we used to be baes
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Carrie: no it's just you don't look at her the same anymore
Sage: i love her
Carrie: the same way you used to?
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It smells like candy why are you complaining?
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Look, I’m proud of you for gettin’ your face up in Sephora and everything, but the apartment’s starting to smell like my abuelo with all these cosmetics.
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Carrie: no it doesn't matter
Sage: are you jelly
Carrie: no it's just you don't look at her the same anymore
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